阿B（钟镇涛饰）、欧美阿发（周润发饰）都是足球好手。阿发来自大马，欧美有个美丽风流的太太（王祖贤饰），常与男生调笑，令阿发又妒忌又焦虑。阿B的太太（梅艳芳饰）则是个脾气暴燥的女人，她时常埋怨阿B没有出息，而且还常常当众奚落他，使阿B面子尽失，自尊心受到伤害。一次阿B受可太太的气，到酒吧饮闷酒，遇到由大马来港的阿发，阿发也是不满太太对其他的男人太热情，还怀疑她红杏出墙。阿B、阿发互吐心事后，更觉同病相怜，大家酒醉后竟然发起杀妻之念，二人更密谋出不同的杀妻方法，其中尽情地发挥了小气男人的妒忌妻子的梦幻式惩治杀妻方法，可谓洋洋大观，笑话连篇。二人兴头一起，于是达成口头协议，二人各去对方家里杀掉对方的妻子......
回复 :外籍佣兵山姆法兰西带领的游击队被韦尔击败成为俘掳，虽然两人是敌对的但是韦尔非常钦佩山姆法兰西，且希望法兰西能一起替政府工作，但政府却要法兰西从事颠覆工作，遭法兰西拒绝，从此法兰西及韦尔开始展开有趣及惊险的逃亡之旅……
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回复 :传说有一座七层浮屠塔，它关乎着武林兴亡的秘密。英雄会数位少侠闯入其中，开启一场艰难的历练之旅。他们经历烈日高照、暴雨突袭、蚊虫大军终于完成使命，却发现浮屠塔的一切都是场阴谋。而造成这一切结果的幕后人，就在他们之中。
回复 :After seventeen years in prison, the former respected Parisian banker Paul Lavond flees with his friend, the lunatic scientist Marcel that is researching with his wife Malita the miniaturization of animals and human beings to improve the resources of mankind. Paul Lavond was framed for robbery by his scoundrel associates Emil Coulvet, Charles Matin and Victor Radin that had stolen his business while his family was doomed to shame, poverty and tragedy. When Marcel reduces the retarded servant Lachna, he learns that the woman is motionless and only responds to the control of his brain and has a heart attack. After the death of Marcel, Paul Lavond sees the chance to use the miniaturization process as instrument of vengeance and he travels to Paris with the insane Malita disguised of Madame Mandilip, a nice old lady and owner of a dolls store. Paul Lavond, using the identity of Madame Mandilip, befriends his resented and estranged daughter Lorraine Lavond and plots a scheme to revenge and vindicate his family name.
