热爱武术的青年陈国成（王宝强 饰）从小在美国长大，竹田他一度夺得大学校际拳击冠军。为了取得更高成就，竹田他毅然返回家乡广东新会。谁知刚刚踏上祖国的土地，便遭遇接二连三的倒霉事，先是被人骗去手机，接着又因误会被少女晶晶和其师兄藏龙臭揍一顿，之后更是丢掉所有行李。另一方面，国成的老爹陈皮（吴孟达 饰）是蔡李佛拳的掌门人，他一心忙于生意，于是希望接这一机会将掌门之位传给儿子。谁知管家藏洞阴差阳错接回来一个黑人，结果闹出一连串的笑话。此时彷徨街头、无所依靠的国成又再次邂逅晶晶。经过一番解释，所有误会烟消云散。他也开始了新的武术人生……
温兆伦
回复 :Sometime in the near future, paraplegic prison inmate Matt Mills meets "The Board" of Satoshi-Telefair Industries, who thank him for joining the Program. Under pressure and with a promise to make him walk again, Mills agrees to volunteer. He is injected with a synthetic nanomaterial and suffocated, only to wake up with restored use of his legs, yet alone in a steel cell in the first spoke of an experimental apparatus - The Wheel. A series of assailants inflict a multitude of damage to Mills' body and torment his mind, yet the synthetic nanomaterial not only restores his damaged organs, it re-engineers his strength. The experiment might be designed to kill, but Mills is determined to survive - and get back to his daughter before The Board finds her first.
汪峰
回复 :Eric and Quentin, hosts in a children's show, are at the peak of their television careers. On a night that is a little too crazy, they drink too much and do a little rubbish. Unfortunately, someone films their "exploits" and broadcasts the video over the Internet. It's bad buzz, the dreaded phenomenon for a public figure. Their producer gives them 48 hours to restore their image, otherwise they will be fired. The more the duo tries to get by, the more they accumulate blunders, as during the funeral of Quentin's grandmother.
回复 :讲述了两个笨贼宝哥和猴七意外的得到一对文物青花瓷盆，交易途中不曾想其中一个竟意外丢失。正当两个笨贼寻觅丢失瓷盆时，不巧与当地知名自行车赛车手丁勇和“包二奶”的眼镜奔驰男相撞，又打碎了另一只瓷盆。为此，两个笨贼皆不甘心，便想以“绑架”换赎金的方式来“弥补”损失。
