富商施头（王青 饰）其貌不扬，葬礼在某次名流聚会上被美女Lychee（利智 饰）戏弄，葬礼怀恨在心，并扬言报复。偶然机会，施头遇见来自大陆的前进发（周润发 饰）、高佬伟（曾志伟 饰）和傻鸡（成奎安 饰）。他灵机一动，希望让前进发假扮贵公子勾引Lychee，并请出仪表教练Anita（梅艳芳 饰）对其进行贵族礼仪训练。苦于在香港不见出头之日，三人一口应承下来。经过一段时间的魔鬼训练，前进发在随后举行的印度弱智儿童基金晚宴上大出风头，将Lychee在内的一干美女迷得神魂颠倒，甚至连亲手将其调教出来的Anita也不能自已……
回复 :On a hot summer afternoon in New York, Emma Jones gossips with other neighbors in her residential building about the affair that Mrs. Anna Maurrant and the milkman Steve Sankey are having. When the rude and unfriendly Mr. Frank Maurrant arrives, they change the subject. Meanwhile, their teenage daughter Rose Maurrant is being sexually pressured by her married boss Mr. Bert Easter. She does however very much like her kind young Jewish neighbor Sam, who has a serious crush on her.The next morning, Frank Maurrant tells his wife that he is traveling to Stamford on business. Mrs. Maurrant meets the gentle Sankey in her apartment, but out of the blue Frank comes back home. He realizes his wife is upstairs with Sankey, and runs upstairs. We hear shots and see the two men struggling as Sankey tries to escape through the window. Maurrant runs out with a gun. He has killed Sankey and fatally wounded his wife.Maurrant is apprehended and is led away by police. He apologizes to his daughter Rose, who will now have to take care of herself and her young brother without either parent. Rose's boss offers once again to set her up in her own apartment, but she refuses. Then she sees Sam, and tells him she wants to leave the city. Sam pleads with her to let him go with her, but she tells him it will be better for the two of them to have a couple of years apart before they consider becoming a couple. Rose walks off down the street by herself.
回复 :一起高考“替考”事件引出了三段青春成长故事。高三学生赵安安（邓恩熙 饰）试图通过高考“上岸”摆脱生活的困顿。一直暗恋她的同龄少年苏正洋（许淇杰 饰），则为她兵荒马乱的青春，带去了一抹亮色，两人约定考上大学后再恋爱。随着高考临近，焦虑的苏家父母盯上了兼职家教穷学生刘磊（曲博 饰）……当“考试”成为一个无法回避的问题，属于三个年轻人的青春还能否延续原本的轨迹？
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回复 :清江一郎（三船敏郎 饰）是一名青年画家，某日，在写生的途中，一郎偶然遇见了名为西条美也子（李香兰 饰）的著名歌星，一郎帮了美也子一个忙，两人共乘一辆摩托车，结伴而行。令两人没有想到的是，这一幕竟然被一个八卦记者拍摄了下来，并且对此大做文章，内容粗鄙下流，完全是空穴来风。不实的新闻报道令一郎和美也子名誉受损，愤怒的两人决定将小报记者告上法庭。之后，一位名不见经传的小律师找到了一郎，声称自己愿意免费为他们辩护。律师的女儿患有肺结核病，急需钱来治病，无奈之中，律师接受了被告方的贿赂，在法庭上倒打一耙，一郎和美也子瞬间陷入了不利的地位之中。